2018: Heavenly Bodies
Here it is—the big tomato—the best Met Gala up to this point, possibly of all time? Soooo many attendants went 100% all-in, to mostly great results. *clickbait voice* But do you remember THESE looks??

Solange in Iris van Herpen
I think perhaps Solange got overshadowed a little by all the other Black Excellence happening this year, but goddamn... Not just the durag, not just black as a holy colour, but also the HALO is made of BRAIDS! Inspired!

Amanda Seyfried in Prada
I would never have picked a gold this yellow, but I guess that's why I'm not a professional fashion designer, 'cause it sure does work!

Greta Gerwig in The Row
This is so exactly tuned into my frequency, it's kind of scary... The obvious reference is 'nun', but it also reminds me a lot of what Madame Grès was doing in the 1950's (when she wasn't making her usual grecian gowns).


Stella Maxwell in Moschino and Darren Criss in Dolce & Gabbana
They cannot possibly have coordinated these looks, yet they make a perfect pair. Perhaps it was... Divine Providence???

Jennifer Lopez in Balmain
The exact opposite of Greta's look: I should hate this, yet I don't? I guess the flawless execution just won me over!

Gigi Hadid in Versace
Rather underwhelming compared to everything else on the red carpet this year. And yet: isn't it a pretty dress? Maybe it could be redeemed by better styling??